Imposters - Addendum

During the course of the invasion of J160739 we found ourselves in a most unexpected conversation. We had the fortune to kill and pod one of the formerly named Illusion of Solitude.'s director's alts - felix9000 felidae. This prompted him to try and sell out his CEO or possibly, as we assumed, to trap us into breaking the diplomatic ceasefire. In either case I thought the conversation was worth sharing.

[ 2015.04.24 23:29:34 ] felix9000 felidae > I know what they have and they way they're planning their defenses.
[ 2015.04.24 23:30:39 ] felix9000 felidae > they're clueless. their ceo is a high school boy.
[ 2015.04.24 23:30:57 ] felix9000 felidae > i will give you full API.
[ 2015.04.24 23:31:11 ] felix9000 felidae > if you let me help.
[ 2015.04.24 23:31:57 ] felix9000 felidae > i wanna be in a good corps. he's a little bitchg. lets stomp theem.
[ 2015.04.24 23:33:11 ] felix9000 felidae > I know the way they fight.
[ 2015.04.24 23:33:16 ] felix9000 felidae > Open offer.
[ 2015.04.24 23:33:45 ] felix9000 felidae > I dont like being talked down from a high school twat. :)
[ 2015.04.24 23:34:28 ] felix9000 felidae > hrr dude...he neeeds to be fucked with.
[ 2015.04.24 23:34:57 ] felix9000 felidae > i left corps, it would shake them BADLY if they saw i joined you.
[ 2015.04.24 23:50:42 ] felix9000 felidae > do you wantr an in?
[ 2015.04.24 23:50:50 ] felix9000 felidae > strategic?
[ 2015.04.24 23:51:11 ] felix9000 felidae > 500m and i give you the hole.
[ 2015.04.24 23:51:35 ] felix9000 felidae > i want to stomp the high school kid. :)
[ 2015.04.24 23:52:03 ] felix9000 felidae > i want to win
[ 2015.04.24 23:52:07 ] felix9000 felidae > ;)
[ 2015.04.24 23:52:45 ] felix9000 felidae > are you US? i'll give you my number to talk
[ 2015.04.24 23:53:18 ] felix9000 felidae > i'll givree you my full api.
[ 2015.04.24 23:53:24 ] felix9000 felidae > i want to destroy them.
[ 2015.04.24 23:54:57 ] felix9000 felidae > do you have ts?
[ 2015.04.24 23:55:39 ] felix9000 felidae > lets crush the high scool boy. :)
[ 2015.04.24 23:56:24 ] felix9000 felidae > i jumped because i dont like high school boy
[ 2015.04.24 23:56:28 ] felix9000 felidae > too much pi
[ 2015.04.24 23:56:33 ] felix9000 felidae > \too much nopt gf
[ 2015.04.24 23:56:51 ] felix9000 felidae > you guys fight, right?
[ 2015.04.24 23:57:49 ] felix9000 felidae > i want to breaik them.
[ 2015.04.24 23:58:31 ] felix9000 felidae > you guys a total in.
[ 2015.04.24 23:58:38 ] felix9000 felidae > withb me.
[ 2015.04.24 23:58:40 ] felix9000 felidae > intel.
[ 2015.04.24 23:58:45 ] felix9000 felidae > i know what they have.
[ 2015.04.24 23:59:38 ] felix9000 felidae > what do you want? I want that hole.
[ 2015.04.24 23:59:49 ] felix9000 felidae > too many high school klids.
[ 2015.04.25 00:00:12 ] felix9000 felidae > what are your normal try ins?
[ 2015.04.25 00:00:17 ] felix9000 felidae > as far as getting in?
[ 2015.04.25 00:00:25 ] felix9000 felidae > full api.
[ 2015.04.25 00:00:31 ] felix9000 felidae > i have 4 accounts.
[ 2015.04.25 00:01:28 ] felix9000 felidae > i'm really getting into playing hard
[ 2015.04.25 00:01:34 ] felix9000 felidae > i dont hide anything
[ 2015.04.25 00:01:42 ] felix9000 felidae > i want to play hard
[ 2015.04.25 00:02:15 ] felix9000 felidae > ha! i have better pvp recs than anyone there. :)
[ 2015.04.25 00:02:17 ] felix9000 felidae > puyssies
[ 2015.04.25 00:02:40 ] felix9000 felidae > timid high school boy shit aint me.
[ 2015.04.25 00:03:15 ] felix9000 felidae > so a few golems, but their mostly pi.
[ 2015.04.25 00:03:25 ] felix9000 felidae > the alliance connections are
[ 2015.04.25 00:03:35 ] felix9000 felidae > austrailian, so not us tz
[ 2015.04.25 00:03:52 ] felix9000 felidae > the main pvp stremgths
[ 2015.04.25 00:04:01 ] felix9000 felidae > are not from pvp players.
[ 2015.04.25 00:04:22 ] felix9000 felidae > the players in that c3 are WOEFULLY not pvp players
[ 2015.04.25 00:04:31 ] felix9000 felidae > but the alliance is
[ 2015.04.25 00:04:40 ] felix9000 felidae > they have 1 or 2 good fcs
[ 2015.04.25 00:04:57 ] felix9000 felidae > but the people in that hole arent pvpers
[ 2015.04.25 00:05:18 ] felix9000 felidae > they're shit scared
[ 2015.04.25 00:05:33 ] felix9000 felidae > the lack of leadership is why i'm jumping
[ 2015.04.25 00:05:51 ] felix9000 felidae > i have better pvp records than anyone in there.
[ 2015.04.25 00:06:00 ] felix9000 felidae > and i only JUST STARTED
[ 2015.04.25 00:06:41 ] felix9000 felidae > but theres a few guys fcing that are good
[ 2015.04.25 00:07:09 ] felix9000 felidae > i just lost a gila because they suck!
[ 2015.04.25 00:07:12 ] felix9000 felidae > bwahahaha!
[ 2015.04.25 00:07:16 ] felix9000 felidae > i fight.
[ 2015.04.25 00:07:23 ] felix9000 felidae > thats why i play eve.
[ 2015.04.25 00:07:57 ] felix9000 felidae > content
[ 2015.04.25 00:08:12 ] felix9000 felidae > no high schoolers, thoug. fuck that shit. :)
[ 2015.04.25 00:08:57 ] felix9000 felidae > you guys podded me! fuckers.
[ 2015.04.25 00:09:26 ] felix9000 felidae > kita plus fours. ;)
[ 2015.04.25 00:10:17 ] felix9000 felidae > that was gay. but their bringing in mercs...
[ 2015.04.25 00:10:26 ] felix9000 felidae > t3 tengus, proteus
[ 2015.04.25 00:10:30 ] felix9000 felidae > ishtar
[ 2015.04.25 00:10:46 ] felix9000 felidae > cloaky t3s
[ 2015.04.25 00:11:26 ] felix9000 felidae > what do you offer if i give you all the intel?
[ 2015.04.25 00:11:53 ] felix9000 felidae > i would like to play with people older than 17.

So I've no idea whether this guy was for real or just thought we were stupid enough to let in an obvious spai. In either case thank you Felix for the comedy convo.